Somersaulting Sammy

Sammy is treacherous. For far too long, hes been evolving his gymnastics career into the plethora of acrobatic skills he now possesses. Use this to your advantage, and you could smash him into pipes that literally, "come at you, bro." Make him repeatedly plow his face into candy cane-looking pipe-like objects that offer you almost no satisfaction or gratification in life...in order to lose at one of the greatest or possibly the worst games known to mankind. You could also try to win the highest score on Game Center, but its just not advisable.